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Hi there, welcome to Goat's Head! This is an entertainment site for anybody who loves weird, funny and sick games and cartoons. It was made by:
DAGGER HAPPY A peculiar individual from the UK who likes nothing better than castrating squirrels, eating his own faeces and making weird but mildly amusing games, cartoons and articles for YOU, the people of the internet.

Enjoy the site, and come back soon!
This site has existed since 16th september 2000
Got any comments/questions/suggestions/abuse? Email me. Or better still, sign the guestbook

25th August 2002, from DAGGER HAPPY

OK, here's another article/rant from Goatsheads.com. It's essentially a big angry, sarcastic critique of my part-time job in a Supermarket. So... take a look.


9th August 2002, from Dagger Happy

Hey, hey, hey, Mo-Fos! Check out my brand new article, or Rant, which is all about a bunch of Kerrrazy Christians who have made a comic strip. Take a look: "JESUS WAS A PORN STAR!".

14 May 2002, from DAGGER HAPPY

Damn! I haven't touched this site for 5 months! And still... still they come. Once I get these exams out the way I'll put some new stuff up here I promise! :D I'll be makin new movies and writing "humorous" rants for you all to enjoy. Goat's Head is gonna be REVAMPED - or something... In the mean time, check out this HILARIOUS hate mail from a crazy Bible Basher.

3rd December, from DAGGER HAPPY

I would just like to take this opportunity to say: FREESERVERS SUCK SHIT! They tried to delete Goat's Head, but you can't keep a good site down, and now I'm BACK - with a domain name! Say hello to WWW.GOATSHEAD.COM! Oh yes, indeedy. I've got a great VG parody in the works, so keep your eyes open for it, and in the mean time, check out these great video clips.


20th November, from DAGGER HAPPY

I've finished making a new cartoon for all you cunts - whoops! I mean, fans. It's just a little "quickie", but I think it's just demented enough for you to find amusing. It's called Father Figure - check it out!


17th November, from DAGGER HAPPY

Hello again. My Mario Shoot out game is coming along nicely - check out this All-New DEMO! Also, check out this Zealously Christian site, it had me in hysterics! Praise the Lord! You can also get an excusively "Christian" counter for your site from Christiancounter.com. How fucking pathetic is that? Don't these herds of bible-bashers have enough of Jesus in their life??? Later.

23rd October, from DAGGER HAPPY

Since Goat's Head has been getting around 100 visitors a day for a while now, I thought it was time this website had a forum! Check it out! Post messages about anything you like; my movies, your movies, the sites you frequently visit - anything! I've also got a new movie out. It's just a little "quickie" stick movie, but I still think it's pretty cool. It's called Stick Soccer. Later.


20th October, from DAGGER HAPPY

If you like Ron & Murray, then please vote for it at Newgrounds. I have a cool new game underway right now. It's gonna be another Video Game parody and it's gonna be a shoot-em-up... That's all I'll say for now :). I've got a cool anti-spam button near the bottom of the page from Fucksociety.ca, so if you hate spam, click on it and help the cause! Also, please help Goat's Head out by clicking on the NG fan link. Thank you, thank you so much. I am forever in your debt!


30th September, from DAGGER HAPPY

Ron + Murray episode 3 is here! I would have had it out yesterday if flash hadn't messed up the frames, but it's all perfect now, so SEE IT FOR YOURSELF!

christian


21st September, from DAGGER HAPPY

I'm about half way through my latest movie: Ron + Murray, episode 3! It's taking me longer than the ones before it, but trust me, it's gonna be worth waiting for ;). It's about 60% complete now, so I ought to have it finished in a week or so. Keep checking back - it's gonna be a good 'n!


3rd September, from DAGGER HAPPY

Bible-belt Man is No.3 in the newgrounds games of the week and the response from bible-bashing weirdos has been furious! I've already received a couple of emails from Christians concerned about the game. One said this:
"You fucking blasphemer! You are going to hell and you know it. I hope Satan cuts off your balls and rapes you, you sick fucker! Get ready to burn in hell!!!"
It's nice to know that my efforts weren't in vein and I did manage to annoy someone ;-D. PLease help bible-belt man out at newgrounds by voting for it to cancel out all the pricks who gave it an x for some fucked up reason. Streets of rage - Viagra has also been submitted to NG, so I'd also appreciate a helping hand for that too, if you know what I mean :).

A new project that I've just started working on is another videogame parody, this time of "Paperboy" for the Sega Megadrive/Genesis. All I can tell you right now is it's gonna be violent and it's gonna be interactive! Watch this space...

One more thing: if you like this site, please help me, your good friend Dagger Happy, out by telling a friend about the site. Use the little box at the bottom of the page. It only takes a couple of seconds and I'm really grateful for it. Later.

Pretty much all the fun stuff on this site is made with flash, and consequently, can't be viewed without the flash plugin. But worry not if you don't have it, because you can swiftly download it from macromedia. If this site offends you, then leave and don't come back - simple!

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